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thebleachchick

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200: My crush's name is: D'ooh. Elliot. c:
199: I was born in: April 25, 1996.
198: I am really: Off the rails.
197: My cellphone company is: Metro PCS. /screams internally
196: My eye color is: Purple.
195: My shoe size is: 6-9. Depends on shoe.
194: My ring size is: Whatever you want it to be, baby.
193: My height is: 5"2 1/2.
192: I am allergic to: bullshit.
191: My 1st car was: :c
190: My 1st job was: Taking care of 50+ kids at once.
189: Last book you read: Re-reading Brave New World. OH FAWD.
188: My bed is: I look so defeated in my new twin sized bed.
187: My pet: This cute little rat terrier/boxer mix I call Joey.
186: My best friend: Ooh, dear, I have several... Seriously can't pick and choose, so I'll just be cliche/a dick and say Elliot even though he's definitely not my only best friend. Because Lily. And Alex. And Justin. Hell he's my moirail.
185: My favorite shampoo is: Herbal Essences? Because.
184: Xbox or ps3: Eh-eh-eh... Mm. Probably Xbox.
183: Piggy banks are: Shaped like pigs, yet when you kill them, you get money instead of bacon. Seems like a lose-lose situation for me.
182: In my pockets: Lint.
181: On my calendar: SAT stuff, AP testing, birthdays, get togethers, homework, and a shitload of doodles. (S/N: I like how Firefox takes 'shitload' as a word.)
180: Marriage is: coming up soon. Most likely.
179: Spongebob can: breathe under-fucking-water. He's a sponge.
178: My mom: is a strong independent Hispanic woman who don't need no man even though she's married to my father.
177: The last three songs I bought were: Y-you buy songs?
176: Last YouTube video watched: Nichijoint. THANK YOU BASED SNOOP DOGG/LION.
175: How many cousins do you have?: A lot.
174: Do you have any siblings?: My elder brother Edgar who is practically my main male influence in my life, and my younger brother Jacob, who is currently being influenced by us older kids.
173: Are your parents divorced?: Apparently not.
172: Are you taller than your mom?: Yesh. c:
171: Do you play an instrument?: Only piano.
170: What did you do yesterday?: sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos…
169: Love at first sight: OH DEAR SWEET JESUS. YES. OHHH BRYANT WE DIDN'T HAVE TO END LIKE THAT, BOY. BOOOY. I mean not like it matters not BUT BOI.
168: Luck: Perhaps.
167: Fate: No.
166: Yourself: Depends on the occasion.
165: Aliens: Yes.
164: Heaven: Yes.
163: Hell: Yes.
162: God: Quite so, yes.
161: Horoscopes: No.
160: Soul mates: Jegus, no.
159: Ghosts: Yes.
158: Gay Marriage: Yes.
157: War: Not sure.
156: Orbs: Nnn...ooo?
155: Magic: No. Wait. Yes. Wait. No. Wait. Yes. Wait. Both.
[ This or That ]
154: Hugs or Kisses: Hugs are rad from anybody, but kisses are really nice too... Oh dear...
153: Drunk or High: Music highs are p cool, if that's allowed.
152: Phone or Online: Online. Mm. <3
151: Red heads or Black haired: Elliot's black haired, sooo.
150: Blondes or Brunettes: And he was originally blonde, sooo.
149: Hot or cold: Yes or no. In or out. Up or down. But probably cold.
148: Summer or winter: Winter. c:
147: Autumn or Spring: Spring. 425 BIRTH IT/ME FAGGOT.
146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate.
145: Night or Day: Night. Yes. The daytime...of the night.
144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges.
143: Curly or Straight hair: On me, probably curly.
142: McDonalds or Burger King: Burger King. But I need to loose weight. Ehe. ;~;
141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: No dark chocolate? Hm. Then I guess milk chocolate.
140: Mac or PC: PC. <3
139: Flip flops or high heals: I feel tall in heels, but they hurt like hell. So flip flops like a Magikarp.
138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor.
137: Coke or Pepsi: Mexican coke. If the option is not available, then I shall give in to the Pepsi option.
136: Hillary or Obama: I just overslept. UGH. THANKS A LOT, OBAMA.
135: Buried or cremated: Cremated. Best way to avoid the zombie apocalypse.
134: Singing or Dancing: Singing. I can't dance for shit. I have too much rhythm.
133: Coach or Chanel: Not really my thing, but I guess Coach. Cute ass motherfucking shoes.
132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Neither.
131: Small town or Big city: Big city. I've been living here all my life; you can't change me.
130: Wal-Mart or Target: Wal-Mart.
129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler, if I was FORCED to choose.
128: Manicure or Pedicure: Pedicure. Pretty Cure.
127: East Coast or West Coast: THEY WERE BOTH SHOUTED OUT BY THE BASED GOD I CAN'T CHOOSE.
126: Your Birthday or Christmas: My birthday. It's not over-hyped and IT'S ALL FOR ME.
125: Chocolate or Flowers: Flowers.
124: Disney or Six Flags: Six Flags. Cheaper and less kids.
123: Yankees or Red Sox: Eh. Neither, really.
[ Here's What I Think About ]
122: War: is reality.
121: George Bush: lives here... D:
120: Gay Marriage: Fun for everyone. c:
119: The presidential election: I actually do like Obama, so let's stick with it.
118: Abortion: Pro-choice.
117: MySpace: HOH GAWD there's this thing called 'New MySpace' now. brb, laughing forever.
116: Reality TV: Is that still a thing?
115: Parents: I love mine to death and I mainly respect them to a certain extent. If they disrespect me as not only their daughter, but as a person, I can't let that slide. Unless, of course, it's only fair.
114: Back stabbers: Ouch. My pride.
113: Ebay: 9/10. Would use again.
112: Facebook: Only thing my phone can operate and not crash on.
111: Work: I don't have a job...
110: My Neighbors: Constantly on crack.
109: Gas Prices: Too damn high.
108: Designer Clothes: Not exactly my thing.
107: College: I'M GOING DAMMIT.
106: Sports: Sperts. Sparts. Spurts.
105: My family: Cool.
104: The future: It's gonna be a great one. I can feel it.
[ Last time I ]
103: Hugged someone: My mother a few minutes ago.
102: Last time you ate: About two hours ago. This delicious Honey Nut Cereal off-brand called Honey Oats. Ahahahaha.
101: Saw someone I haven't seen in awhile: I will Friday. Friendship. c:
100: Cried in front of someone: November, when I was saying bye to Elliot. D: Come back soon. Your girlfriend misses you.
99: Went to a movie theater: Actually, also with Elliot, in November. Skyfall is great, guys. Watch it.
98: Took a vacation: Never. It's spring break, but this is all I'm doing.
97: Swam in a pool: Last summer. I can't swim in this shit.
96: Changed a diaper: Last last December for my ex-boyfriend's little brother. Ha.
95: Got my nails done: I did it myself. I DON'T NEED ANYBODY.
94: Went to a wedding: Also last last December. Christmas Eve. Went home, turns out us kids got Skyward Sword; it was GREAT.
93: Broke a bone: When fucking Jonas fist bumped the shit out of my hand.
92: Got a peircing: Dat spelling. Never. I'm actually too scared.
91: Broke the law: Technically, last October. But everyone drinks underage.
90: Texted: A second ago.
[ MISC ]
89: Who makes you laugh the most: NOBODY. Except for loved ones.
88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My bed.
87: The last movie I saw: 5 Centimeters Per Second. OH LAWD. <3
86: The thing that I'm looking forward to the most: Tomorrow and Friday. FRIEEENDSHIIIPPP. <3 But the most of all is the summer. HOH BABY COME BACK TO ME YOUR FUTURE LOVER FOREVER MISSES THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.
85: The thing I'm not looking forward to: Living.
84: People call me: This weird thing called "beautiful" and "amazing". What the fuck. (They're so sweet.)
83: The most difficult thing to do is: Leaving someone you love for an indefinite amount of time.
82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: No. Can't drive. 2fast4me.
81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus.
80: The first person i talked to today was: My mother.
79: First time you had a crush: First grade.
78: The one person who i can't hide things from: Still Elliot, man.
77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Last night. "Have you seen...'The Treaty of Versailles.'" "Holy shit." "What?" "I swear I was just thinking of that." "No you weren't." "YES I WAS MAN. I SWEAR." "...Seriously?" "I'M DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS." Can't get over that. 3cray5me.
76: Right now I am talking to: Mother. "GET UP AND DO SOMETHING." "Eh... I'll do it later, mom."
75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Piano? c:
74: I have/will get a job: As something.
73: Tomorrow: SAT study session. Friendship.
72: Today: will be unproductive.
71: Next Summer: AP government and economics, online classes, camping with Elliot and his mother, sleepovers, SAT, AND A WHOLE LOT OF INTERNET.
70: Next Weekend: Mm, more church, friendship, love.
69: I have these pets: They're there. Chilling. Hello, dog.
68: The worst sound in the world: Dial up noises. RERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR REEE-ER KE-WERRR-EEEEE KURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
67: The person that makes me cry the most is: Daniel. It's okay. He's gone now.
66: People that make you happy: The people closest to meee.
65: Last time I cried: Last Sunday. B'aww threads, man...
64: My friends are: lovely and wonderful and fantastic and amazing and...
63: My computer is: My actual computer is a desktop, but I'm currently on my laptop.
62: My School: is wonderful, but HARD AS FUCK IT'S A WONDER HOW PEOPLE SURVIVE NO WONDER EVERYONE GETS KICKED OUT
61: My Car: remains non-existent.
60: I lose all respect for people who: are stupid as fuck.
59: The movie I cried at was: 5 Centimeters Per Second. rip in piece tahno's soul.
58: Your hair color is: Chocolate brown.
57: TV shows you watch: BREAKING BAD. And The Walking Dead. And My Little Pony. And The Legend of Korra. And others that I can't really think of.
56: Favorite web site: The 4chins. <3
55: Your dream vacation: Call me love sick, but anywhere with him.
54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Shiiit, man, I don't know...
53: How do you like your steak cooked: I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE HERP DERP.
52: My room is: Messy, full of clothes, perfumes/lotions, electronics, a bed, a shitty keyboard, AND A WALL FULL OF TICKET STUBS, DRAWINGS, QUOTES, AND POSTERZ.
51: My favorite celebrity is: Cedric Bixler-Zavala from The Mars Volta. <3 Also, Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad because he's GAWWJUSS and legitimately a great actor. And now, Michael Cera from watching this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xksI6w…
50: Where would you like to be: Here in your arms.
49: Do you want children: Yes. Three, please. Naming one after The Mars Volta's song Cassandra Gemini. (Although the song's with two n's but, ah, you know. Fuck the police. Fook da polish.)
48: Ever been in love: Ah-hah.
47: Who's your best friend: 2many4me.
46: More guy friends or girl friends: It's about even.
45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Not having homework and being anxiety free for a day. Mmm. Like being with friends, or concerts.
44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Guess. No? Elliot motherfucking Jensen.
43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Not really, no.
42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: I make it up as I go along.
41: Have you pre-named your children: Well, one's obviously Cassandra Gemini. (Gemini being her middle name. That's a badass middle name, if you ask me. I just hope she isn't a bitch.) Probably a name like Nanali Zelda for another girl. (More references, yes.)
40: Last person I got mad at: My mother, actually.
39: I would like to move to: Somewhere. Possibly Canada, eh.
38: I wish I was a professional: Musician. Someday.
[ My Favorites ]
37: Candy: Twix or Crunch. Oddly enough, I don't always like chocolate. And Sour Skittles are great too.
36: Vehicle: Dunno.
35: President: Obama. BLACK POWA.
34: State visited: Texas. Ooh. Ooh. I've explored everywhere. It's not like I've stayed in one state my whole 16 going on 17 years. Ooh. I'm so interesting. Ooh.
33: Cellphone provider: Dog gammit, Metro PCS.
32: Athlete: What is athlete.
31: Actor: Aaron Paul. c: YEAH BITCH. SCIENCE!
30: Actress: Uh... Hm. Probably Zooey Dechanel. qt3.14, man.
29: Singer: CEDRIC BIXLER-ZAVALA!
28: Band: Either The Mars Volta or Ling Tosite Sigure. c:
27: Clothing store: Don't care as long as their clothes fit me.
26: Grocery store: El Rancho because it's hilarity when a stray pigeon finds its way inside.
25: TV show: Breaking Bad. Breakfast can wait.
24: Movie: Trainspotting. Mm. MM!
23: Website: The 4chans.
22: Animal: PIGEONS.
21: Theme park: I...don't know, actually.
20: Holiday: Anything with happiness and love and fwendship.
19: Sport to watch: How about no.
18: Sport to play: How about no.
17: Magazine: How about no.
16: Book: Brave New World by Aldous Huxley.
15: Day of the week: Friday is a glorious day to rejoice.
14: Beach: I haven't been to one since I was 3.
13: Concert attended: Ooh... That Los Campesinos! concert was amazing, both a date and my first concert for me. But the Index Festival was 5 1/2 hours of live music from different bands, including my beauty Grimes and where I met my new love Quiet Company... And the last concert I've been to WAS Quiet Company, which was beautiful and I got to meet them... Ooh...
12: Thing to cook: Not cook, but bake; go cupcakes.
11: Food: LASAGNA.
10: Restaurant: I like Chick-Fil-A, man.
9: Radio station: If I had to choose, probably 102.9 or 102.1. Or 101.1. Ah. Can't.
8: Yankee candle scent: Wat the wat.
7: Perfume: Anything from Bath and Body Works. GODLY PLACE.
6: Flower: Rose. Classic, man.
5: Color: Purple. Some of these repeat, I see.
4: Talk show host: Meh.
3: Comedian: Ooh. Aziz Ansari, or Louis C.K. Or Dave Chapelle. Shiet.
2: Dog breed: This cute ass little rat terrier that's curled up beside me.
1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Why wouldn't I.
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BUT HERE IT IS.

FUCK.

I FINALLY HAVE A FAVORITE BAND.

Ling Tosite Sigure is fucking amazing. And Mikyoto is so fucking cute. And I just
love
them.

I
L O V E
.

K?

K.

And Secret G is my favorite song. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFn5A2…

Alright.

Oh yeah. And I love Rainbow long time. Riiight, right. The... The boyfriend thing.
Heh.

K.
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Alliteration. :heart:

Ah, I have quite the month planned.

October 5-6: Index Music Festival at Trees. If you're going, holla. Grimes and all sorts of whatnot.

October 23: Sneaking in at the Symphony of the Goddesses. I'm planning to stick around after school and listen in. Since it's an outside concert at the opera house, I'll just stick around and "steal" some sweet symphonic goodness.

Going to a study session sleepover. (SO MUCH ALLITERATION-FDSUHSHZD)

Practicing my ass off for the recital in December.

PSAT. HMMM.

I really didn't think taking 4 AP classes would be so hard, eh.

And my boyfriend just said he'll love me 5eva. I'm doing something right.

(Heehee. One month. c: )

Anywhozzles.

I'm out.

YEAH.
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I Approve.

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"You are amazing. You are the most wonderful, amazing, beautiful, adorable girlfriend ever.

And I fell over you deep into an abyss. And then I got a jet pack and flew out of the abyss just to be with you.

And I love you with all my heart. And my penis."

Guys. I'm in love. Made this summer kickass and awesome. Such an awesome boyfriend.

But school's about to start. Which I'm okay with, because I miss you guys dearly.

Ready?
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